Friday, August 8, 2008

Girl Humor

Got this in my mail today and thought I should share it with you. It’s hilarious! :-))

WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

5 comments:

Rosabel said...

Hahaha...I can't stop laughing...my friend is watching me as I laugh out loud! Laughter really makes us feel better!

Rosabel said...

I hope you can share with us more jokes from time to time!

Anonymous said...

LOL! That's really a great joke!! Nah, memikir dah otak aku nie.. ha ha ha ...

Beth

Rose said...

In other word, dont mess with your women....they can do things beyond your imagination. hehehe!~!

Billy's Mom said...

Thank you Rosabel. :-) Yes, I thought they're really funny esp the woman revenge. :-))


Haha Beth.....somebody had been so creative. Indada karaja. :-)


Yup......well said, Rose....haha!