Friday, August 8, 2008

Girl Humor

Got this in my mail today and thought I should share it with you. It’s hilarious! :-))

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'


Rosabel said...

Hahaha...I can't stop friend is watching me as I laugh out loud! Laughter really makes us feel better!

Rosabel said...

I hope you can share with us more jokes from time to time!

Anonymous said...

LOL! That's really a great joke!! Nah, memikir dah otak aku nie.. ha ha ha ...


Rose said...

In other word, dont mess with your women....they can do things beyond your imagination. hehehe!~!

Billy's Mom said...

Thank you Rosabel. :-) Yes, I thought they're really funny esp the woman revenge. :-))

Haha Beth.....somebody had been so creative. Indada karaja. :-)

Yup......well said, Rose....haha!